National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

National Google Form Day

Make all of your google forms today on December 4th.

"Kids remember when that girl got arrested on National Google Form Day for setting Hank Green up with a minor"

by Google form fan December 4, 2020

National hit a first year day

Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!

The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith

Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?

by Ciaran Rodgers May 11, 2022

International Feliks Day

27.8 is the day which is dedicated to every Felix who's name is mispelled as "Feliks" from birth.

"Is today International Feliks day?" -Ivari
" Yeah, It's my day!" - Feliks
"OH yeaaah, let me suck you off then!"- Ivari

by Thiccola$ August 27, 2021

National anal day

june 26

its National anal day

by hio5 June 21, 2018

National gf day

The day where heart get broken and niggas break up cuz fuck all dattt🙄

National gf day is National break up a relationship

by Iamthewisely August 1, 2023

National ass pic day

Celebrated in August 23rd, if told about this day, one is required to send a booty pic to the recipient. Rules are rules
Bruh is national booty pic day let’s see it

Today is national ass pic day, oh *sends ass pic* thank you

by TheBestmenofThemenformen August 23, 2023