dick

a stupid person or a rude {prick}

oh my god why are such a dick all the time

by daddydylanobrien;) July 2, 2020

To hammer-dick

Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.

To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.

by pissedoffbitchesdownstairs May 16, 2018

Dagger Dick

Small juicy dick

I have a young dagger dick

by BЯOЩZ July 16, 2018

selling dick

and your bitch is buying

omg i just shit on that guy im selling dick

by LaQuashish Pussy-Juice March 18, 2023

Dick

1)a males penis

2) A complete utter asshole that will intentionally act mean for no reason but to bother and annoy u

3) short for Richard. Idk why but it just is.

1) Guy 1: OMG he just got a tennis ball thrown straight at his dick

Guy 2: I know, that’s crazy! Thank God it was just a tennis ball or he wasn’t gonna be having kids any time soon.

2) Guy 1: Hey, that guy Jim stepped on my new shoes at school and now there dirty.

Guy 2: damn, that guy must be a dick.

3) Guy 1: Hey Dick, what’s going on
Guy 2: bro, just call me Richard please.

by CheezzySnags February 16, 2021

Dick

Something that people using urban dictionary will masturbate over.

But seriously... GO TO CHURCH!

2) a plastic dick girls shove in their vag idk why :|

Jeff: hey Kai what do you masturbate over?
Kai: the definition of dildo on urban dictionary
Jeff: go to church demon!

by Stepsisterisstuckagain October 17, 2020

Like a dick in the wind

A phrase referring to an object, person, or animal that is moving in a spontaneous or an otherwise unnatural motion.

Steve's character ragdolled like a dick in the wind when we were playing earlier.

by Devmonsterone January 31, 2024