the clk man

A person who most people don't understand, but is tolerated because he brings disorder to order and pisses off the smart people. And every woman wants him. But only his wife of 26 years can have his Thunder Dong.

The clk man is what every man wants to be. All the women want the clk man.

by clkdrunk April 7, 2008

man shit

Activities of particular manliness that are usually unacceptable for a woman to be doing. Usually referred to when one is asked what he is doing.

man 1: Hey, where are you going?
man 2: I've got man shit to do.
man 1: What's man shit?
man 2: Punching people, running the country... y'know, man shit.

by ninjachef7 January 25, 2009

man sweater

a really hairy back and chest on a man; some men shave off their man sweaters

I don't take off my shirt in public because of my man sweater!

by Paul Thundergod July 9, 2003

Pac-Man

Nickname of the Filipino Boxing Champion, Manny Pacquiao.


Boxing announcers and match commentators usually call him by his nickname "Pac-Man" instead of his surname "Pacquiao", since it's easier to pronounce.

"In this corner, wearing red flaming shorts: Manny Pac-Man Pacquiao!"

by DTNS January 25, 2009

man chowda

semen, secreted by the balls, released through the dong

Officer Barbrady, I want your hot man chowda.

by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Saucony Man

A guy who wears sauconys all day and slips on a glove and dies

guy: Whos that

another guy: that's Saucony man

by pingu lol May 28, 2021

Mario Man

Mario Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of 2021!!!

Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!

Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!

Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!

by Mario_man October 16, 2019