u wuz at the club

bottoms up when I furst met yuu

u wuz at the club werent you?

by Queeflatifa May 22, 2019

category 4 club

A club one automatically joins after having sex during a category 4 hurricane.

When I go to Florida in the fall with Brad, we are going to become members of the "Category 4 Club".

by Dingleberry232 August 30, 2019

Brenton's Fan Club

A ripper of a club for none other than the amazing programmer, and lecturer, Brenton Schulz.

Brenton Fan #1: Have you seen Brenton's handy dandy "Apocalypse Mug"?

Brenton Fan #2: Yeah I have! It looks the same as ones people have in jail and wack on the jail bars in movies.

Brenton Fan #1: Let's meme about this, and other shit in the Brenton's Fan Club!

Brenton Fan #2: Fuck yeah!

by ItzYaBoi6969 March 27, 2020

Ant Collecting Club

The Ant Collecting Club (ACC) is an organization created by a group of brethren. This organization is here protect the safety and well being of all ant species. Rivaled with the Ant Killing Club (AKC), who are desperate to murder any species of ants.

Hey Brethren have you joined that new Ant collecting club yet?

by Ant Collecting Club October 18, 2018

Sam's Club Samplin'

A dating style used when a bro be hittin' up all tha ladies he can, tryna get the maximum booty possible, without paying for anything. All about dat quantity.

John: "Hey, is Joe taking out Susie again to a nice seafood dinner?"
Billy: "Nah, man, he's busy Sam's Club samplin'"

by sam's club sampler September 28, 2015

one ton club

Fat bunch of fucks who hang out and drink piss. Cook wicked bbqs though, dominate quiz nights and are chubby fit.
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply

Wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!

Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds

Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent

by twiceonthursday April 20, 2015

Liverpool Football Club

A sex toy used for shoving up the ass and pulling it out licking it and sleeping with it. It is in the shape of a helicopter and is often pink colour. They are mainly used by people with shit fetishes.

"I shoved a Liverpool football club up my arsehole"

by Mike hunt schmelar October 10, 2022