Child fucker

Your uncle/male pe teacher

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

Child

Tommyinnit

hes a child duh

by Sexyassgirldickpussybitchgirl March 20, 2022

child

tommyinnit.

mcyt child tommyinnit

by kade mybeloved September 1, 2021

dude child

when Emma gets your attention at lunch saying, “dude child,” proceeded by “listen up,”

“dude child, what are you doing?”

by yourgenderqueergal November 18, 2019

child athlete effect

The tendency of kids who grew up playing a competitive sport and then retired in their teens to tryhard video games, have a good sense of momentum, timing, and intuitive controls, be prone to careers requiring more discipline, and being used to regiment/feeling lost without rigid schedules or structure.

"Hey, why is John so good at timing his jumps in Mario Kart 7?"
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."

by Cry_onis September 5, 2021

Childe

Childe is a boy that’s sweet, nice, caring and charming but doesn’t notice it as he is dense. At first, Childe seems like an average guy but you will soon come to realize that his warmness makes him different from other people. Everybody needs someone like Childe

Girl1: I think I have a crush on Childe
Girl2: Really?!?! He seems pretty normal to me.
Girl1: You wouldn’t understand…

by Mimicatte November 23, 2021