A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.
A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.
See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife
A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.
See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife
by troysareus February 19, 2011
Get the Pink Flannel Wifemug. This other traditional sex act from south of the border is closely related to the Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez. However, this treat involves, instead, the vigorous smearing of runny turd matter on the woman's eyes with either the penis or finger with the express goal of giving her pink eye. It is usually an act of revenge. However, it is gaining ground as a fetish act, especially in the desert southwest.
English
Guillermo: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me!
Teodoro: That sucks. What did you do?
Guillermo: I gave her a goodbye Pink Eye Sanchez and walked out the door!
Spanish
Guillermo: Aprendi que me novia tiene un otro hombre!
Teodoro: Que hiciste?
Guillermo: Yo di ella un adios y un Ojo Rosa Sanchez y anduve por la puerta!
The American College of Optometrists strongly recommends an eye-flush after either a voluntary or involuntary Pink Eye Sanchez.
Guillermo: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me!
Teodoro: That sucks. What did you do?
Guillermo: I gave her a goodbye Pink Eye Sanchez and walked out the door!
Spanish
Guillermo: Aprendi que me novia tiene un otro hombre!
Teodoro: Que hiciste?
Guillermo: Yo di ella un adios y un Ojo Rosa Sanchez y anduve por la puerta!
The American College of Optometrists strongly recommends an eye-flush after either a voluntary or involuntary Pink Eye Sanchez.
by Two in the Stink December 9, 2017
Get the pink eye sanchezmug. A wedding where something is obviously very wrong, or out of place
Where everyone knows about it but no one will talk about it
In most cases the bride or groom is secretly gay
Where everyone knows about it but no one will talk about it
In most cases the bride or groom is secretly gay
by MadCheshireCat September 12, 2005
Get the pink elephant weddingmug. by ncsmith2012 October 7, 2009
Get the Soviet Pink Slipmug. Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005
Get the scratching the pink turntablemug. A ginger lad called Ryan likes eating on my big brown nostril hairs while sucking on his mums nipples
by Disoappapakannansndnxb February 14, 2017
Get the pink headmug. by da trick biatch May 9, 2006
Get the mr. pink and purplemug.