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Pink Flannel Wife

A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.

A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.

See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife
He will soon tire of his pink flannel wife and go find a real woman.
by troysareus February 19, 2011
mugGet the Pink Flannel Wifemug.

pink eye sanchez

This other traditional sex act from south of the border is closely related to the Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez. However, this treat involves, instead, the vigorous smearing of runny turd matter on the woman's eyes with either the penis or finger with the express goal of giving her pink eye. It is usually an act of revenge. However, it is gaining ground as a fetish act, especially in the desert southwest.
English

Guillermo: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me!
Teodoro: That sucks. What did you do?
Guillermo: I gave her a goodbye Pink Eye Sanchez and walked out the door!

Spanish
Guillermo: Aprendi que me novia tiene un otro hombre!
Teodoro: Que hiciste?
Guillermo: Yo di ella un adios y un Ojo Rosa Sanchez y anduve por la puerta!

The American College of Optometrists strongly recommends an eye-flush after either a voluntary or involuntary Pink Eye Sanchez.
by Two in the Stink December 9, 2017
mugGet the pink eye sanchezmug.

pink elephant wedding

A wedding where something is obviously very wrong, or out of place
Where everyone knows about it but no one will talk about it
In most cases the bride or groom is secretly gay
"Everyone but the bride knows the groom is gay. It's gonna be a pink elephant wedding!"
by MadCheshireCat September 12, 2005
mugGet the pink elephant weddingmug.

Soviet Pink Slip

Firing a useless bureaucrat by way of execution
The treasurer didn't show up at the meeting, so he got a soviet pink slip.
by ncsmith2012 October 7, 2009
mugGet the Soviet Pink Slipmug.
Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!
by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005
mugGet the scratching the pink turntablemug.

pink head

A ginger lad called Ryan likes eating on my big brown nostril hairs while sucking on his mums nipples
by Disoappapakannansndnxb February 14, 2017
mugGet the pink headmug.

mr. pink and purple

a penis. usually a cold, underwater penis.
Danny went swimming and the water was so cold mr. pink and purple was microscopic!
by da trick biatch May 9, 2006
mugGet the mr. pink and purplemug.

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