Karf bag

A bag in which used to collect blood and other substance which may come out of the Karf.

Dude, my Karf bag overflowed last night with a mixture of blood, semen, urine, and a waxy substance which came out of my (Karf hole).

You fucking Karf bag go give a (Rim Job).

by scotty greeny March 2, 2009

Hook bag

N. To describe a person of the female gender that has hooker like qualities; A mix between a hooker and a whore bag.

"That girl is a total hook bag!"

by Jjoe Dean March 3, 2009

Sack bag

1)A most inventive combination of words put together to try and replace the word fuck or bollocks so if you are heard you are excused by a parent, teacher ...etc

2)A bag of skin containing two spunk producing orbs that have an unlimited supply of juice.

1)Dude that sack bag filled my mum with its fertile juice until she started spilling.

2)I got kicked in the sack bag... now i infertile

by Daniel Atkinson March 31, 2007

bag baby

When a guy wears a condom, finishes during sex, and the condom slips off inside the girl when he pulls out

Girl-the condom is stuck inside me???

Guy- push it out like a baby! A bag baby!

by Ginalynn January 9, 2014

shopping bag

a large brown paper bag(usually environmentally friendly) to hold ones good as featured on the Large Pro CD cover

KL will never leave the house without his shopping bag.

by G_diddy September 29, 2008

Douche Bag

1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.

2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.

I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.

I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?

He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.

Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.

That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.

Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.

by Big Gwynnie March 24, 2010

bag handle

A slang term referring to a man's genitalia, or penis.

Mikey, why are you grabbing your bag handle?

by michael josen July 23, 2009