Chris’s Mom

The hottest and sluttiest hoe on the West Coast

I fucked Chris’s mom last night

by Erect GreenBean March 19, 2021

mom apron

The stomach flap left behind after giving birth. It is generally just loose skin, but can have fat in it as well. It's name comes from the fact that it can look like an apron that is tied around the waist.

After I had my kid, I developed such a flabby mom apron.

by TheFartSaver July 19, 2020

Ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by Ur Mom!' October 18, 2022

Johns Mom

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

by Sucacock May 14, 2023

your mom

what i do every night

✨your mom✨

by caffeinatedfiend July 18, 2023

The Mom Paradox

When you struggle with something and call for help, and the other person solves the problem by just existing and you look like an idiot.

You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.

Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.

Kid: "Mom the TV isn't turning on something is wrong"
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*

by Guulagg February 22, 2022

Your Mom

Your Freaking Mother

Q: Who is that you messing with
A: Your Mom

by Qveen_Kayla.29 November 26, 2021