bum muff

The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.

1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv

by cumbubble June 11, 2006

bum rice

When your trying to organize a office pot luck but end up looking like a total dink

I’ll bring the bum rice!!mmm

by Ndddda November 11, 2017

Bum flower

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.

"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"

by Ellyb June 3, 2013

Bum Razzle

The small fleks of waste occassionaly seen at the back of a toilet seat after someone has had a number two. Historic dried faeces and toilet paper scraps (often twisted) emanating from the arse crack of another;

You left bum razzle all over the seat. Wipe yourself properly you dirty boy/girl!

by mahindra September 5, 2012

scrummy bum

a word developed by Master Nicholas Svehla meaning one who has no work ethic and is unwilling do put forth effort.

Student: I didn't do my homework due today because cops was on.

Teacher: Aww you scrummy bum! Get your work done!

by Jamesithonian June 16, 2011

P bum

A park bumb . Someone who no longer has friends so they hangout at parks all alone

Guy: dude have you seen Hannah lately ?

Friend: no I heard she's a p bum now. I guess she tried sleeping with one of her friends best friends

Guy: damn that sucks she was pretty cool.
Friend: I guess that's what happens when you don't listen to your friends.

by Warriorwords November 8, 2016

Facebook bum

One who is always on facebook because 1. They're really bored 2. They have no friends 3. They enjoy it more than most

I've been on facebook like 50 times today! I'm a total Facebook bum!

by Tom R. :) October 5, 2010