Hood Hottie

A black male or female, that is from the hood, who is drop dead gorgeous.

*enters a room*

Tyree: Damn, who is that? He look good!

Bryson: That’s that nigga Stacy from Palmwood Dr. He a hot one !

Tyree: yeah I agree. He a hood hottie !

by OGBlackPStone November 22, 2021

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Hood geometry

When niggas do smart shit with the materials they have at their disposal.

My mans just did some hood geometry with that apple bong he made.

by Elgatofresco June 10, 2020

Mason Hood

When your foreskin gets caught in a fatass belly button

DAYUM, MY FORESKIN GOT SUCKED VACCUM STYLE, CALL IT MASON HOOD

by (Bi)cycle rider June 30, 2024

Hood ornament

A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car

Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament

by Smartestdumbguy December 26, 2016

robbin' the 'hood

What da famed Earl-of-Huntingdon-turned-outlaw character partially stopped da evil Prince John and Sheriff of Nottingham from doing

When King Richard returned from da Crusades, he told da Band Of Merry Men dat although he didn't entirely approve of their methods of counteracting government corruption, he knew dat his own stuffy "high-toned, high-society" colleagues had been "robbin' the 'hood" themselves --- and to a much greater degree than said rebels had done, and with merely self-serving intent --- and so he granted each and every one of said honorable bandits a free and complete pardon.

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

Hood Friend Story

Hood friend story

A snap story where you talk about past friendships with people and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended

Add me to your hood friend story man, what happened to you guys

by Vibez_06 February 22, 2020