Douche Canoe

Nolan

"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'

by whatadouchecanoe January 1, 2012

Butt Douche

1.The douching of one's anus before having anal sex. Some use machines but it can be done manually. Doing so will remove excess "crap" from anus making it easier and more enjoyable when having anal sex.... but not less painful.

2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.

How could you do that, you butt douche

by lots'o'knowledge April 14, 2011

douche bigalo

a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.

A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore

Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight

Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?

Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking

Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak

by cfrierson November 30, 2010

Dibble Douche

An insult of high degree

Dude, your such a Dibble Douche

by Jesse Denning November 25, 2003

dingle douche

a lying, self center, moronic, self absorbed, holier then thou, lazy, cock sucking, egotistical, narcissistic asshole.

man he is being a huge dingle douche

by norwegianwarlord January 15, 2011

douche king

One who exceeds the limits of douchebaggery

John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!

Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't

John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king

Gabe: tehe

by joe knight July 7, 2008

douche bag

Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.

douche bag, scrote, poser

by dave nondouche March 12, 2009