Cock Mop

The term given to a large, bushy, Freddy Mercury style mustache.

Man, look at that cock mop on Dale.

by Snoochie Boochie Man November 13, 2013

Cock-parade

The ever-growing list of guys a promiscuous girl may have.

jane- janet has a new guy over here every week!
john- yeah, just more guys in the cock-parade...

by El Steve-O June 11, 2006

cock barrier

when two straight males, either friends or bros share a bed usually a double or queen size, and have a simple barrier in the middle. A pillow or stack of pillows are common. to avoid any such contact and the possibility of your pricks touching.

Timmy: shit man i wish i didn't have to share the bed with you.

Ron: It's no problem man ill put a stack of pillows in between us, to form a cock barrier.

Timmy: that's a good idea bro, I sure wouldn't want to be pricked in the middle of the night.

by wimplewinch November 4, 2012

Croc cock

When a penis has a hard or scale like skin that looks like a crocodile

“Omg you have croc cock?!

“Is that a croc cock?

I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock

The condom looked like croc cock

Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?

by Eatmyasslikeatranny July 30, 2019

suck a cock

Mostly used by YourRage.

When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.

YourRage: “If Flight would ever score three points on me, two points on me in a basketball game. I’ll suck a cock.

by YourKnees July 12, 2021

Cock Crumper

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.

Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!

by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009

Cock Racing

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.

Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"

by kkbb May 12, 2020