A 6 foot tall boyfriend that can shrink between the height of 1.5 and 2 inches. He can calculate any math problem. He is also very skinny and curvy. He has both line cook energy but also gremlin energy. Approximately 1 billion all over the world, most commonly found in the cloacas of birds, under bridges, and at Taco Bell.
Portmanteau of Zoom and Boyfriend. It is a male who you have a romantic connection with but you only communicate over Zoom or a similar video conferencing platform. You talk daily but you've never met in person.
Karen: Hey, are you coming out for dinner tonight?
Angela: I can't, I've got a Zoom date with my Zoyfriend.