child

a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny

alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do

by banana general March 11, 2022

Child

Ben

Ben is a child

by Ben_is_a_child June 1, 2018

Child Stimulus Rebate 2020

The Year President trump Gave All adults $500 each for the child they claimed on their taxes and because Some women had a plethora of Kids they sold their social security number for gain . In return the filing adult feels obligated to keep the $500 even tho it’s not their original Child and it’s caused a War among the Black Community on April 14 2020.
Definition created by Alfred Gaines Jr

So you just think you’re posed to keep my Child stimulus Rebate 2020 ?! YGMFU 🤞🏼

by Sheena G. April 14, 2020

Inside child

A child who parents are together, Betrothed or married

Inside children are the best for a happy life

by 459395 June 1, 2023

Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021

Child

Tommyinnit is a child

Person 1: Tommyinnit is such a child
Person 2: ikr

by CeliaSimmons_ June 30, 2021

cHilD

Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.

Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3

by Child UwU November 26, 2021