old idiot

when some old person jumps o my butt crack with spikes on her feet and enjoys it

Grandma: I like that
me: what
Grandma: let me jump
me: ok
Granma: ahh lovely
me: what the hell u old idiot

by im an old idiot August 6, 2019

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Annie Lööf

-He is such an idiot
-Yeah he's such an Annie Lööf

by Gustis420 January 11, 2019

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An Advanced-idiot (AI) is any Homo sapiens individual that can read, write and speak their local language fluently and often one or more languages beyond their local context. They also generally have math skills above that of Forrest Gump and actually know where their local library is located if they need to relax reading an actual book. Generally, Advanced Idiots in general are a minimum of one step ahead of all the regular idiots that make up 98% of the human race.

The Advanced-Idiot (AI) at the grocery store buying processed foods used so many coupons that the idiot cashier owed HIM change.

My friend thinks he's an Advanced-idiot (AI) just because he's a freshman at SU.

by Mad Macgog August 30, 2025

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Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.

Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.

by Mongrel-free March 2, 2024

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Intellectual idiot

A person that is educated & well read, but lacks any kind of common sense.
Thinks their opinions or viewpoints are better than others ... Snobbish.

By F. A. P. M.

Karen went to College and has a degree in gender studies and still doesn't know what two countries, border the United States . She must be an Intellectual idiot .

by Jedi_Drifter August 19, 2025

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