by 6gk October 14, 2011
Get the new cross mug.The best place in America. There is a lot to say about New Jersey, some good, some bad. We are the most stereotyped state, stereotypes that are so untrue it's pathetic.
We say fuck a lot, but who gives a shit. We are proud.
We don't fuckin smell. We smell like trees not much else.
Sure Newark and Camden are messed up, but the rest of the state is all rich suburbia.
Sure there are douches and skanky girls, but that's only in seaside heights, which is a small 1 percent majority. And talk to those people, you At least get respect.
There's always a diner and a mall within Ten minites. It's the perfect life. I certainly cannot complain.
People say we are fast. The rest of America is just fucking slow. We like it that way.
before you go insulting our state, remember we repeatedly rank as one of the safest, smartest, and richest states in the US.
So keep your head up high Jersey. We are, and always will be, the best
We say fuck a lot, but who gives a shit. We are proud.
We don't fuckin smell. We smell like trees not much else.
Sure Newark and Camden are messed up, but the rest of the state is all rich suburbia.
Sure there are douches and skanky girls, but that's only in seaside heights, which is a small 1 percent majority. And talk to those people, you At least get respect.
There's always a diner and a mall within Ten minites. It's the perfect life. I certainly cannot complain.
People say we are fast. The rest of America is just fucking slow. We like it that way.
before you go insulting our state, remember we repeatedly rank as one of the safest, smartest, and richest states in the US.
So keep your head up high Jersey. We are, and always will be, the best
by AirGordon June 12, 2013
Get the New Jersey mug.by Carter Poe May 19, 2016
Get the new mula mug.Essentially the opposite of déjà vu: coming into contact with an object, having an experience or encounter, or meeting someone that feels completely "first time", new, original -- but definitely isn't... there is some definitive proof that you have been in this situation before: others have witnessed it, or even worse, your own notes belie your having had this experience before.
Somewhat akin to having "a senior moment", or being pre-Alzheimer's, but more public, thus more embarrassing.
Somewhat akin to having "a senior moment", or being pre-Alzheimer's, but more public, thus more embarrassing.
I was reading a book's passage, and was blown away by the writing and was going to write something down as a comment, then turned the page and saw I had once before already done just that, years ago. I felt a shimmering of "deja new".
by semper-fido November 19, 2007
Get the deja new mug.A branch of the protisent church that beleives there is an inner meaning to the Bible. They beleive a man name Emanual Swedenborg was inspired by God in his writings, called, "The Writings". The main hub is in Bryn Athyn, PA. They state that they do not worship Swedenborg, though they do have a day celabrating him, and they respect him A LOT.
"Do you enjoy scientific religeons and 'old-fashined' people"
"ATUALLY I DESPISE THEM"
"Oh, then don't join The New Church."
"ATUALLY I DESPISE THEM"
"Oh, then don't join The New Church."
by jackrd October 12, 2005
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Taking from "the new black," (a phrase originally meaning "the latest, hottest trend in fashion"), the new monkey works on the idea that for several years now monkeys have pervaded every corner of the internet--as mascot, icon, part of a slogan, or in some other aspect.
"The new monkey," therefore, would be the next big thing.
Usage note: "The new monkey" refers to things that are in some way parallel to monkeys. Thus, bananaphones could be "the new monkey," but the bananaphone flash movie could not.
For this reason (lack of a parallel), All Your Base is not the new monkey. Neither are monkeys the new AYB. (I suppose it could be argued that the Banaphone flash movie is the new AYB, but we all know that's simply not the case.)
Taking from "the new black," (a phrase originally meaning "the latest, hottest trend in fashion"), the new monkey works on the idea that for several years now monkeys have pervaded every corner of the internet--as mascot, icon, part of a slogan, or in some other aspect.
"The new monkey," therefore, would be the next big thing.
Usage note: "The new monkey" refers to things that are in some way parallel to monkeys. Thus, bananaphones could be "the new monkey," but the bananaphone flash movie could not.
For this reason (lack of a parallel), All Your Base is not the new monkey. Neither are monkeys the new AYB. (I suppose it could be argued that the Banaphone flash movie is the new AYB, but we all know that's simply not the case.)
Pete: Wow, would you look at this site? Looks like ninjas are the new monkey.
Erik: What? No way, dude. Pirates are the new monkey.
Erik: What? No way, dude. Pirates are the new monkey.
by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005
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We're all embarrassed it's there, and we don't like to talk about. But we have to live with the fact it's just... there.
We're all embarrassed it's there, and we don't like to talk about. But we have to live with the fact it's just... there.
Douchebag from New Jersey: "Nah, Jersey's fucking great. Represent! We got 7-11's and, uh... I think Kevin Smith was born here! It's just jelly New Yorkers who hate us! We're fucking kings!"
Normal Human Being: "I literally just watched you scream and threaten to punch some kid in the face because she wouldn't loan you $10 for a pack of Salems and a can of Milwaukee's Best."
Normal Human Being: "I literally just watched you scream and threaten to punch some kid in the face because she wouldn't loan you $10 for a pack of Salems and a can of Milwaukee's Best."
by TaxiFred June 16, 2017
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