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The GOAT

Yousef Al Zenky
Yousef AL Zenky is the GOAT.
by Benjamin E. Dover May 10, 2022
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Sour Goat

When after a heavy sweaty workout session, your significant other licks and sucks your scrotum.
after my workout, the old lady gave me a sour goat.
by sourgoated March 28, 2011
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dead goat

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new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.
by Heatwrench May 28, 2022
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Timo Werner Goat

Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
Person 1: Who is the GOAT
Person 2: Obviously, Timo Werner Goat
by South Host May 25, 2024
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Throat Goat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob
My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.
by CJ142857 May 1, 2022
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