Dutch

The man who always has a plan

Dutch's plan is to go to Tahiti

by Shinra4300 January 10, 2024

Dutch Hayride

A wagon loaded with liquor and inflatable love dolls.

Wanna go on a Dutch Hayride?

by Zupdogg May 18, 2021

Little Dutch Boy

A flaccid penis preventing an exceptional load of cum from evacuating a bodily orifice post coitus.

Derived from the classic tail, The Little Dutch Boy.

Better find a cum rag, the little Dutch boy is wavering.

by ErnestoCheats January 11, 2024

The Dutch Effect

A consistently negative phenomenon that occurs when Dutch—either a person known as Dutch or someone associated with the nickname—watches a sports game that their friends or family are emotionally invested in. Once Dutch tunes in, the favored team almost always loses. In extreme cases, a star player suffers a serious or season-ending injury. The Dutch Effect has become synonymous with jinxing crucial moments in sports.

Dutch’s family is rooting hard for the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the 2025 NBA Finals. After staying away the entire series, Dutch decides to watch. The result? The Pacers lose in heartbreaking fashion, and Tyrese Haliburton sustains a major injury that sidelines him for the entire next season. That’s the Dutch Effect in full force.

by The Unreal Monkey Family June 24, 2025

The Dutch Windmill

On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.

I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe

by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025

Dutch drunk

You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious

Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!

by hidden truths July 26, 2017

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021