calm your nipples down

A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.

Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!

by ara_eek October 24, 2022

Nippled

To get a nipple stuck in a hole in your body such as your ear, nose , or your wide booty hole.

Damn jit, you for real just got nippled dawg.

by Protensky September 2, 2018

Nipple Nurture November

Nipple Nurture November is pretty self explanatory, but for a little background information you basically get a free pass to suck on some nipples for the whole month

boy;Ever heard of Nipple Nurture November?
girl;No never, what is it?
boy;Let me suck those nipples!!

by WEIRD URBAN DICTIONARY THINGS. April 4, 2023

The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.

My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!

by Steeevee April 9, 2025

Nipple spank

1. Finding a valuable item.
2. Spanking the nipple of a human

"I found an unopened Gatorade, holy nipple spank!"
"You've been bad, its time for a nipple spank"

by javarisjamar October 25, 2025

tippin on her nipples

When a man bounces his dick tip on her nipples, usually right after ejaculating all over her tits.

Becky made me cum so good last night! After I busted on her tits, I sat there tippin on her nipples for a while.

by TippinOnHerNipples April 16, 2024

Cat Nippling

Cats being milked aggressively at a Harry Potter themed wedding for butter beer. While the couple sneaks of and has sex yelling “ ima shit on these walls ray”.

Omg that wedding had some HARD cat nippling happening behind the bar!

by imashitonthesewallsray November 16, 2021