Dirty Necktie

When you have anal sex with a woman then titty fuck resulting in a brown streak inbetween her breasts this is called a dirty necktie

Did you hear he gave her a dirty necktie last night?

by kiribayashi March 2, 2008

Dirty Razo

When you find a dildo in a homeless person's bag and sniff it, then pretend you didn't know what it was to hide your fetish.

Dude, we went to the park the other day and we caught Scott pulling a Dirty Razo.

by P. Park Boys October 31, 2021

Dirty Jaron

The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.

I just hit a new personal best Dirty Jaron record! 315lbs while lasting 13 seconds.

by pbody2001 October 7, 2020

Dirty Ramen

Just ramen with wock. This is prepared by mixing prescription-strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with raw egg and dirty noodles.

I just poured some dirty ramen in my double cup
Yo those dirty ramen ain't shit

by WockEnjoyer2005 February 27, 2023

Dirty Jon

Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.

Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...

by ThatBoyBotter April 18, 2020

Dirty Clifford

The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.

Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning

by Kekkekkek1 April 12, 2020

Dirty Dyllan

The act of emptying a used condom into a girls belly button. Once the button begins to over flow one refills the condom and has anal or oral sex with a chinese woman.

"Dude, Ching Ling finally let me do the Dirty Dyllan on her and her dog."

by ZeldasNatch December 6, 2012