Internet Guy

A guy you hire to watch porn and masturbate, as you, the customer, watches for amusement.

Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3

by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017

glider guy

the best mincraft speedrunner, fuck off

glider guy doesnt know how to craft an iron chestplate

by theinternetpleb May 4, 2021

Balls guy

Someone who really has guts and is a boss that can walk into any room and still be a boss . Someone who doesn’t give a fuck abt anything and wears shades everywhere

Yooo, that’s a balls guy right there , you saw the way everyone turned their head when he walked in the room ? damn

by Bacon Kethan June 27, 2019

Katelyn Guy

One who is a creepy person who often sneaks into the daycare in a fedora in a bikini.

Yikes! That is a Katelyn Guy!

by THEANGRYRATATATATA January 4, 2021

Five Guys

It’s where Five guys Fuck you At once

Omg Eddie took a Five Guys Today.

by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023

Meal Guy

the guy you call up when you're single and in desperate need of getting ate out, cause you know he'll always do it

omg I am dying for someone to just rip off my pants and eat me out right now. I'm gonna call my meal guy

by God'sServant October 25, 2017

Bone guy

Literal meaning is a masseuse who exclusively massages the bones and ignores the proper areas. Often the term is used to describe someone who only cares for themselves and only “helps” for self-serving purposes

Jeff seems nice, but if i’m honest, he comes across as a bit of a bone guy

by Cleetus Maximus August 27, 2020