scuse me

What you say when someone asks you to do something stupid.

Can you please get out of your seat so I can sit down? Ahem scuse me?

by LittleBoi2 March 4, 2018

royce me

Among common gentlemen the species of doddsy noycey and furthyermore the founder of idiocy joycey have become household names. The founder one Rev'd Joyce is the captain of the clan. He invented royceing. To royce someone is to lubricate the underside of their doddsy and then noyce it as hard as you can.

How dare you call my mum a slag, now im gunna royce you really hard!
Fuking royce me!
Cum on aand royce me you big dicked mother fucker!
Shut up and royce me you chinese dodds
I fuking hate you joycey, royce me though

by Rev'd Noycey February 28, 2008

Swallow me

The Pinnacle of how rude "eat me" or "bite me" can be.

I signed you up for drug rehab!
Swallow me.

by Sloopedidoop December 27, 2018

do-mes

Womens' high heeled shoes or boots, from the fact that they advertise that the wearer is looking for someone to 'do her' ('do me')

The skeezer wore daisies and do-mes to her junior high graduation.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

help me help me please

used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.

o im finna die,help me help me please?!

by prenstonbig May 3, 2017

Obey me!

To carry out command with order,without question

Obey me!
Why?
I'm your father! Now do as you are told.

by Grant C. October 16, 2021

Lime me

Get in touch with me. Also used alone as simply "lime".

A shortcut for the phrase "drop me a line" born from the routine tendency of text messaging devices to "correct" misspellings, in this case the word "line" becomes "lime".

Increasingly "drop me a line" is used more often than "give me a call", because use of text-messaging, tweeting, Facebook-ing, and emailing are becoming as or more common than using the telephone.

Because "lime" is absurdly unique when used in the phrase "drop me a lime", it is being adopted by some wanting to convey the message in a simple and short manner.

(Examples are as used in a text message)

Thnx for info. Lime me.

b there at 8! Lime please.

by Googie Whithers May 15, 2010