A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.
“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”
by No please June 23, 2021
Get the Eastside Christian Schoolmug. 1: the damn american school with them shitty teachers pisses me off.
2: Blame the public school system
2: Blame the public school system
by aidetaut November 3, 2022
Get the public school systemmug. by jeberbeber September 16, 2021
Get the schoolmug. A middle school with very poor curriculum and no air conditioning alongside moderately homophobic staff.
by Arne6764 June 7, 2025
Get the Forsythe Middle Schoolmug. by pburgforever November 24, 2021
Get the Phillipsburg high schoolmug. by Always there and here September 9, 2020
Get the Al Najah Private Schoolmug. A condition in school that occurs when your hands feel sticky yet dry due to the humidity of the school. It makes you want to go wash your hands.
by JMSABS9 June 6, 2016
Get the school handsmug.