DICK

the long thingy in between a mature males legs

MY DICK IS SO FUCKING BIG

Katie sucked on my dick so much it started bleeding

by gimme sum cum February 10, 2022

Pluto Dick

Someone with a tiny dick.

"You have a pluto dick"

by Jujuidk June 4, 2019

Rich Dick

A guy named Richard who is a dick

Man, look at that Rich Dick. Richard's such a prick.

by Zike93 January 15, 2019

FART DICK

An excuse made by a wife to avoid giving a BJ due to their gassy husband blowing fecal matter on his member allday.

I’m not giving you road head, you got fart dick after our dinner date!

by Bowie69 February 7, 2025

Dick sneeze

It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.

John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.

by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018

Circus Dick

An abnormally large penis, which is for some reason usually found on a skinny guy. See also: “You wanna put that WHERE?”

Ashley: “Holy shit, his dong is like a severely obese infant’s arm holding a grapefruit. It’s so big, it looks like something you’d see in a freak show!”
Savannah: “Damn girl - he’s got Circus Dick!”

by ShazKelly November 18, 2019

Tender dick

Overly mad/sad ‘bout a bitch.

This tender dick ass nigga just put a hole in the wall cause of sum his ho said.

by bihyousick November 22, 2023