dirty colonel

When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards

Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit

by Jackson Goodwin August 1, 2022

Dirty Anney

When one male or shemale penetrates a steaming bowl of Anneys Mac and cheese then leaves it on the counter for there friends to eat, without knowing what has been done.

Wow this Mac and Cheese is super creamy, Steve did you Dirty Anney this.

by Infected toe man 2 August 7, 2016

dirty springer

During sex, all parties involved use the real name of either their brother or sister and in some special occasions their mother or father, to address their partner. This type of kink is used heavily during family reunion orgies.

"I pulled a dirty springer last night and my aunt turned into a rodeo bull!"

by Air-rick the great August 8, 2023

Dirty Shun

The act of masturbating after eating Cheetos I’m a park while watching birds.

Brian was in New York doing a dirty shun

by Shun696969 September 9, 2021

Dirty nightlight

When a guy and girl are fucking and come across a nightlight that could be used as a butt plug

Damn I heard that they figured out what a dirty nightlight was last night

by Balls December 4, 2022

dirty slader patater

When someone is in a dream and dreams about making love to one of his best friends and giving them anal warts to the extreme and wakes up and is having sex with a potato.

I almost did a dirty slader patater last night.

by whitneys boi January 17, 2022

The Dirty Sherise

The dirty Sherise

You're on top, and you ride him like a wild bitch until he's close to coming - then you affix your hands over his mouth and nose so he cannot breathe and bring him to an axfixiation orgasm before releasing your grasp and he comes inside of you.

Then, you quickly squeeze his come out into your right hand, spray a line of Whipping cream across it, and dress it with a maraschino cherry (stem attached), and fuckin' slam that over his mouth as he takes his first dying gasp for air.

Immediately after he gasps, but before he chokes, you fuckin' slap him HARD across the face with your left hand.

Then leave him puking and gasping for life as you walk away without looking back, or caring otherwise about his wellbeing.

As you exit, tell him,
If you live through it, I'll be back tomorrow.

I met this dude last night, and after a nice dinner together I told him "I've got your dessert back at my place. Let's GO." Well of course he rushed out of the restaurant like his ass was on fire! Once we got to my place, I promptly stripped off his clothes and performed the Dirty Sherise on him. He did not live through it; he was not worthy.

by The Real Sherise December 2, 2024