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dirty Ahmet

Abuses his position of power to get into the pants of female students, is secretly gay and has a massive piss kink, like talking gallons of urine. Alone the noise of running water gets him going and wet. He is also extremely lazy and won't get his bachelor's degree until the year of 2050! This is not a specific case, it applies to every dirty Ahmet in the world.
young woman: Dad, I've met an awesome yet weird dude today. His name was Ahmet.

father: Oh, don't trust him, honey. He is a very dirty Ahmet and I've already been studying with him 30 years ago. And most important of all: don't EVER go to the toilet with him...
by Gucci's banana November 22, 2021
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Dirty kitchen

Secondary outdoor kitchen used in many Asian families or countries for the purpose of cooking smellier and higher-heat foods
Moms cooking anchovies in the dirty kitchen.
by chechthabetch May 19, 2020
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dirty hisham

When an arab man takes an unwilling participant, male or female to the nearest Jimmy Johns parking lot and forcibly cums in his/her hair and/or ankle.
“Sophia from Lafayette had a dirty hisham happen to her.”
by kidboy2006 June 17, 2020
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Dirty Hanifa

Dirty Hanifa

A Dirty Hanifa involves shooting jizz on the upper lip spreading pubes on it until they have a sweet moustache then shaving that bitch clean off with a solid turkey slap with a limp floppy dong.
Later on I’m going I’ll give you a Dirty Hanifa
by Jumbo jones April 15, 2020
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dirty joog

Being a shit cunt that’s always on the phone, loves him a good gin
Met this fella last night but he turned out to be a dirty joog
by gin lover March 27, 2020
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Dirty Velasquez

The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.
Dirk gave Jessie a Dirty Velasquez after eating Taco Bell.
by waluigimaniac June 30, 2022
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Dirty Dan

The fucking jackass who keeps calling me Pinwheel Larry despite him knowing that I am the real Dirty Dan.
"I'm the real Dirty Dan"
"No I'm the real Dirty Dan"
by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022
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