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Kick Your Wife Day

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!
by coronaverus May 7, 2020
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Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st
Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!
by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024
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On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.
Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is
by Midnightsky123 January 3, 2021
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Kick your sister day

Kick your sister day is on august the second so they should beware of where they go on that one day
Kick your sister day is when you are able to kick the ever living daylights out of your sister
by Gavin Mamalton August 1, 2023
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Your crush

Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.

Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"

And you reply with them:

Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"
by apopoltightpoosay March 10, 2023
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It's your funeral

employed to mean that if someone does something one considers to be foolish, they will end up with the hassle themselves.
Person A: I won't discuss it
Person B: Don't then—it's your funeral.
by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025
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