Clit dick

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.

“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
“Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”

by Littletickle July 9, 2022

dong dicking

When you duct tape a hotdog to your dick then shove it up a girls ass

Damn that was some good dong dicking.

by gothman420 August 16, 2017

dick

the opposite of a vagina

He has a dick

by Dietz and Watson March 29, 2016

Dick Wick

When you masturbate my pulling your dick up standing up and letting it go up and down for several seconds

I heard jeff the virgin likes to do the dick wick, that is just said, I hope he gets laid before high school ends...

by Whatthefuckamidoing2 December 18, 2018

girly dick

A penis that is so small in size, it looks like a woman's clit.

Hey Melvin, I saw Jason in the bathroom, he had to sit to pee cause of his girly dick.

by KaiFoxxx July 23, 2022

Dick Gobbler

Fredrick Neubrand

Fredrick Neubrand is a professional dick gobbler, he gobbles dick at the rainbow cactus

by Sir Pawselton May 1, 2019

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023