The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 2, 2022
Get the your mommug. March 11, the day when you should spoil your favorite movie or tv show to your friends and make them mad🙂
by may15ns3c6h March 9, 2022
Get the spoil a movie to your friends daymug. Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!
by claudethehot September 3, 2020
Get the Calm your titsmug. So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.
by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021
Get the What happens when your losing airmug. Your mom hahahahaha
by Kloutgod manegment November 28, 2020
Get the Your mommug. The greatest song to every exist in the history of music, goes so hard it made a guy turn into a wall
Bro: "Hey man, have you heard of color your night?"
Me: "ANOTHER WANDER IN THE NIGHT, LET ME PAINT THE VIEW, COLOR THE TOWN WITH MY LIGHT, FOR EVERY MOMENT SHARED WITH YOU"
Me: "ANOTHER WANDER IN THE NIGHT, LET ME PAINT THE VIEW, COLOR THE TOWN WITH MY LIGHT, FOR EVERY MOMENT SHARED WITH YOU"
by cornlandian_fool June 21, 2024
Get the Color Your Nightmug. There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.mug.