(en)shit

To commence a self-sabotage process on ones own product, usually as a result of panic. A derivative of enshitification.

When Google learned about ChatGTP, they (en)shit themselves.

by tribey77 January 23, 2023

Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.

Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker

by KodakAttack November 28, 2022

bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store

That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.

by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018

Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!

“Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C

by One5ve February 10, 2024

Back Stabbing Piece Of Shit

a bitch named hannah that has nothing better to do with her damn life.

“i’m here to ruin people lives”

“your a back stabbing piece of shit”

by pimpkermit October 4, 2019

Whale Shit

When you have a very big, diarrhea shit.

R{REDACTEDA}R whale shits on the rest of the stream

by Quick Raptor February 16, 2021

Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018