Dog shit

Absolute fucking piece of shit that makes you puke your intensities out.

Doug: Did you watch the new Death Note movie on Netflix?
Sam: Man that was absolute dog shit!

by Et-tu? May 9, 2021

Brick of a shit

An exceptionally large poop.

Andrew: I need to go pee.

Rachel: I just took a brick of a shit in the bathroom.

Andrew: Oh, I’ll just go pee outside then.

by Turry911 July 15, 2019

Full of shit

Full of misinformation.

She was full of shit about having the facts for you.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

maximum shit

verb slang: describing someone shitting so hard, its the hardest they could possibly shit.

verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.

“Dude. Did you see Aidan eat that golden retriever last night”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”

by Msafar July 29, 2022

virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

Type shit

the men version of periodt. it obviously sounds better than PERIODTT SIS

"my day was great" "type shit"

by supernigga12225 April 23, 2024