Popcorn kiddie shit

Childish games,

I’m not doing this popcorn kiddie shit anymore

by Say.. October 22, 2017

Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

Dex shit

A shit that smell bad

Damn bro you smell dat dex shit over there

by Fart5656 October 6, 2018

shit ass

it has nothing to do with speedruns or any gaming crap. thats some more dumb millennial crap. its basically calling you a baby and its been around longer than most people that answered have been alive!!

hey shit ass quit crying and get back to work. all you did was hit your thumb with a hammer.

by Maniacjack74 August 20, 2022

Shit Whistler

A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".

John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.

by Uberklokken October 13, 2020

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

Manufacturing a shit

Successfully forcing oneself to defecate when one doesn't have the urge to do so.

John told his wife that he had to take a dump, but he found himself manufacturing a shit after his urge was a false alarm.

by Original Orangutans June 30, 2023