porn with the lads

A great pastime fun for all the family

Mum I’ll see you later I’m going to watch porn with the lads

by Eddusrandom March 19, 2022

Porn Gainz

When you get swole solely from masturbation. While some may go to the gym to get huge arms, someone with porn gainz gets huge arms from touching themselves. It is like the natural shake weight of the body.

Guy 1: holy shit how to you get so swole

Guy 2: its all in the porn gainz man, just wank it 3 times a day to get killer guns like these

by Swellville August 5, 2017

porn crush

An infatuation with pornographic actress or actor much like a celebrity crush on say Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson in a girl's case Chris hemsworth

i have a huge porn crush on British pornstar Emma Leigh she's sexy has natural tits and a great body Iv a collection of her pictures and videos and I even wank over her I like her that much but its a crush chances are I'll never meet or get with her

by irishlad682 July 24, 2015

lineman porn

when six guys are together violently jerking each other off in a line but the sixth guy is behind the third man fucking him in the ass

the boys and were filmen some lineman porn

by fagtard69 August 31, 2017

garmadon porn

Why are you looking up this

John:I saw garmadon porn
Jackson:ok

by BiggeCheese105 May 24, 2023

Old porn

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.

Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.

My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016