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Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
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Taylor-ing

When you fall down the rabbit hole of watching, listening, or obsessing about Taylor Swift.
I stayed up all night Taylor-ing to prepare for the Eras Tour.

Don't bother me right now, I'm Taylor-ing.
by babb3l May 25, 2023
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taylor broyles

Taylor Broyles is a sad ass bitch that likes Kpop, anime, horror, Marvel, and more. She is also really really REALLY gay
Person 1: hey do you know Taylor Broyles?
Person 2: oh you mean that sad ass gay bitch?
by Sad Ass Gay Bitch November 12, 2020
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Taylor

Taylor means to have the whamist trim or to have a dead hairline
You got a trim like Taylor? It looks horrible
by Ejjwbwhqjsixicrjne December 8, 2019
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Taylor

Taylor is a femboy
by Bill gate (singular) June 16, 2022
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Billy Taylor

"Woah that guy has a Billy Taylor sized ass!"
by CadburyStar December 1, 2024
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Joy Tayloring

Joy Tayloring is the act of sleeping your way to the top
Damn that bitch Joy Tayloring her way to a pay raise

Girl, You hear about Keisha? Word is she Joy Taylored her way to management.
by pnoevel January 7, 2025
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