Trap his ass

Be so irresistible that he has to commit to you.

Oh my god, did you see that guy? I’m gonna trap his ass.

by Kwahweenb June 12, 2019

Your Grandpap a Trap

An insult deriving from “your mom gay” and “ur granny tranny”. It is the ultimate insult towards someone’s grandpa, literally means that your grandpa is a female with a dick. *Important to note the comeback “no u” has no effect on this insult.

Billy: “Your mom gay lol!”
Thomas: “Your Grandpap a trap”
Billy: Damn! *drops dead from 3rd degree burns*

by Special Lunchbox Pinecone May 11, 2018

Chinese Finger Trap

When two people in a sexual relationship insert their fingers/fist into each other's assholes while in a 69 position.

Guy 1: How'd it go with you and Becky last night?
Guy 2: We were great until she wanted to do the Chinese finger trap.

by f1ngerblaster December 4, 2018

Alaskan Crab Trap

2 on 1.
Two people versus one other person.

In an argument, when a person takes the side of another person thus resulting in a 2 on 1 argument. In this situation an outside body may interrupt the argument and say, "Well it looks like we have ourselves a good ol' Alaskan Crab Trap!"

by JayPinda December 15, 2012

Trap Door Spider

All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.

Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."

by A Group of Men who know the Truth December 10, 2008

Check My Traps

In a wilderness/natural environment, a covert phrase to indicate the need to relieve your bowels.

Hiker One: Hey, look at that beautiful view!
Hiker Two: Yes, great, it's just great; you should keep looking at it while I go check my traps...
Hiker One: Ok! (knowlingly sits against a tree and starts doing MadLibs)

by infinity.morales June 2, 2009

Irl Trap

Unlike a normal trap, this is a trap that is found irl, and not in anime or in manga. They are usually people transgender and/or transitioning to a -typically- trans female pronoun. However, what makes them an "IRL Trap" is that they don't tell anyone (including romantical or sexual partners) about their transgenderism or transitioning history. Usually ending in relationship conflict and drama.

"Yo, I just got a new girlfriend, here's her pic."

" Yo, I'm telling you man. She an IRL Trap for sure."
"No she ain't"

by 12341244adcsgetgv March 10, 2020