Brown Block

An on-again, off-again project that leaves everyone wanting some kind of end regardless of the outcome.

(noun) "What's up with John and Jane's relationship? I hope they don't become another brown block."

(verb) "We should be getting a decision from the boss later today. I really hope he doesn't brown block our funding."

(adjective) "I'm not feeling good and it's making me all brown block about the party tonight."

by dwntwnbdn November 11, 2011

Chris Browned

To forcefully beat upon a member of the female sex.

Chris : yesterday i went over to pauls house and saw the wierdest shit...

Joe : Yeah?

Chris : Yeah apparantly paul had asked for lasagne for dinner and Rachel has cooked him taco's he completely went off the Reservation and Straight up Chris Browned the Bitch!

by Briefencounter November 22, 2009

brown chat

The act of talking on the phone while taking a shit.

Jeff on toilet: "So I was at the <grunts> club today and saw this chick with an amazing rack"
Larry: *interrupts* "Jeff are

you taking a shit?! Did you really engage me in a brown chat?!"

by T Weezy77 April 14, 2016

brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

by Fresh Sketch September 17, 2019

Brown Kisser

Someone who licks an ass just for a second to get a quick taste.

Before i fucked her ass i made sure i gave her a quick brown kisser to make sure she was ripe.

by Slutpants September 29, 2009

Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.

Christina just let out the biggest brown shark

by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019

Brown Ringer

When you fuck someone up the ass. Sometimes it leaves a brown ring around your dick.

"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"

"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"

"Man, go wash that shit off!"

by CrazyJay June 10, 2009