Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018

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Jungle Slap

Anyone getting slapped so hard that the forces of gravity fling snot and spit opposite directions

When a black man jungle slaps his Ho so hard that her Spit goes one direction and Snot goes the Other!

Thank you 80's

by -=eiDos=- April 17, 2010

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(gag-gull slapped)
-adj.

1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.

2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.

"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"

"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

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Shrimp slap

When shrimp slaps face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When the hibachi grill cook tosses you a shrimp but instead you get shrimp slapped :c

by JustMeTheChick July 10, 2022

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Sphincter Slapped

1. The act of being repetitively struck on the anus with devastating force.

2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration

1 ex. "Yea man, last night at dinner Hillary got me Sphincter Slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction."

2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."

by DoppelBanger6969696969696969 July 6, 2011

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