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warm piss

A bad/cheap alcoholic beverage, generally with a low alcohol content
Did you try that disgusting microbrew i told you about?
Yeah man, it’s warm piss. Whoever made it must’ve just left some wheat grain in dishwater for a week.
by Atreides, Leto March 11, 2020
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tight pissed

Adjective, Meaning to be extremely frustrated/stressed over a event. To be so bothered that cause you to contemplate doing something irrational.
" Man, John Wall not being a all-star has me tight pissed."
by Echo Exclusive January 25, 2018
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Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
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Piss Role

A piss role is someone who is below rank 10 in the Scrimzox Fan Server
Piss Role: Hi, i'm new
Me: Ew! what a fucking Piss Role
by OfficialJadrn March 22, 2021
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Piss 'Ems

A drink that makes you pee in color.

Red, Pink, Blue, Green, purple. Whatever the hell you want.
"Hey Jerry, Pick up some Piss 'ems on your way home from work, i'm gonna pee rainbows tonight!"
by nancyveradana October 14, 2011
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Piss Positions

The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.

I guess you could call this a sequel.

1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.

2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.

3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.

4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.

Some examples:

- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)

5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.
by TotallyTubularDude March 14, 2021
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Piss taker

One to take the shit out of everyone, one to be seen as annoying but to fact the piss taker is the greatest joker in the room.

The piss taker is a god a human god a true mastermind of frantic poison and guess what I am that fucking piss taker join me in my club of piss good old piss!
Someone who likes to piss:
Hey bill,

Hey fuck,
What the hell bill?
Sorry fuck,
BILL,
Bye Fuck,
That’s a piss taker alright.
by Christian the pissfucker July 4, 2022
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