happy bag

a bag filled with many drugs such as cocaine, heroin, LSD, and marijuana. it is made into two forms: powder or liquid.

some other names for Happy Bag:
Blue Tit
Moose Knuckle

I got completely WASTED last night by having some Happy Bag.

by dannnnohhhh April 1, 2008

job bag

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.

Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks

by Confused Designer April 5, 2017

goat bags

a females breasts: also known as flops

holy shit have you seen DANIELLES goat bags? they are fuckin HUGE!

by SiCkWiTeMs January 30, 2008

Piping bag

A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting

Look at that piping bag over there. If she clenches too hard there’s gonna be frosting everywhere!

by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019

bag time

when you are in your feels

just thought of my ex and now im in my bag time

by alwaysinmybagtime May 7, 2018

Santa Bagging

When you see how many sex toys you can insert into each of your girl’s body orifices at the same time while signing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and other festive holiday carols.

Becky is walking tender today. We did a little Santa Bagging last night.

I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.

by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017

ME-bag

1.(v),deriv. from "teabag" -when Windows ME metaphorically teabags you by failing to work. This is generally caused by using ME in the first place, because as most people know, it is an inherently unstable piece of dogshit. See teabag.

I'm so glad I'm not running Windows ME on my machine. My poor friend still uses that piece of trash and he gets ME-bagged nearly every fifteen minutes.

by Damoclese July 22, 2004