Facebook Warrior

Someone who constantly sticks their nose in other people's Facebook business with the intention of creating drama, threatening to come to the other person so that they can "handle it", and then never actually showing up to fight and settle the situation.

"I unfriended Molly because she's a straight-up Facebook Warrior now."

by thEwaTcher August 27, 2014

Facebook Gangster

A suburban teenager who identifies with the urban hip hop culture, but doesn't have any idea what an underprivileged life is. They listen to hip hop, wear their pants way below their waist, and act like the "man's keeping them down" while they watch their 42" flat screen TV's, attend private school, text constantly on their iPhones and spend hours on Facebook sharing their plight with other e-gansters.

Parent's Text: Almost home, did you finish your homework?

Response: OMG, wifi down for 20 mins tonight. Fix it. Cant live this way. Couldn't watch Snoop's new youtube. Almost had to go to coffee bean.

Parent's Text: You poor thing, how can we raise you under such circumstances? I'll be home soon. Do you need a latte from Starbucks, or are you still a Facebook Gangster?

by Russell H February 21, 2011

booyah facebook

A book containing pictures of all women with whom a particular male has had sex.

I think it's time to add another entry to my booyah facebook! Aw yeah!

by Asscandy September 22, 2003

Facebook poke

A feature on Facebook which allows users to interact without actually talking. Many guys falsely perceive it as a way for girls to indicate that they want to have sexual intercourse with said guy.

Guy #1: "Whats good, nigga? LaNeesha facebook poked me. Dat bitch deff wants the D."

Guy #2: "Shit Tyrone, get it together!"

by TyroneDaPussyEater February 5, 2013

New Facebook

Inferior new design for Facebook. Not half as good as the original Facebook.

The New Facebook is just a Myspace bitch!

by Annon12345321 November 2, 2008

facebook picture

The typical picture for a new college student, who was a loser in high school, is of them with a beer in their hand. They think they are now cool because they drink beer (they would have in high school, but no one would let them come to their parties).

Look at Jeff. What a fuckin loser that guy was in high school, and now, because his Facebook picture is of himself with a beer in hand, he thinks he's cool. SIKE.

by Anakin Vader September 20, 2010

facebook journalist

Someone hiding behind a screen that thinks people read all the political crap they spew for eight hours a day.

I just unfriended every facebook journalist on my feed. These fuckers wouldn't have the balls to say any of this shit if there was a door someone could slam in their face. political idiot

by Dankonia February 8, 2017