Cock-Blocko'saurs

A verb used to describe an ancient creature who will go to almost any length to stop you getting some action; a blatant attempt to hate on one's game

Person 1 - " Dude, what was up with Steven last night ? "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 14, 2022

cock mullet

A bad weiner hair cut; manscaping gone wrong

That guy had a sweet cock mullet. Business in the front party in the back.

by TheBiggestBlackest February 2, 2014

A joe cock

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj

Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you

by A joe cock November 12, 2020

Cock Chomp

To bite a cock during oral sex.

"Omg at the party Rachel was such a cock chomp!"

by Ultimate Awesomocity March 7, 2009

Cock Copter

When a male with a flaccid penis swing his penis around in a helicopter like motion. Thus creating enough centripetal force to take flight.

My dad decided to start cock coptering and took flight. I have never seen him again.

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Lukes cock

A very small (tiny, 0.0001cm) cock also knowkn as 'El da smala cocka). Girls often get scared of it and run away to the cracken (Gabriels cock)

Lukes cock is smaller than your nan.

by police force 69 July 11, 2018

Cocks to the rocks

A term meaning to go to the extreme and give it your all. To go above and beyond 100%. Derived from the saying, "pedal to the metal".

Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"

"We're gonna head out to the clubs tonight and put THE COCKS TO THE ROCKS!"

"Dude, just put the cocks to the rocks and ask her out already."

"I studied all day and night for my exam. I'm gonna kill it! Cocks to the rocks!"

by Rattattack January 25, 2013