Smarties Rule

If you have to choose a color for something, you will purposely make sure that the last color you pick is red.

Mom: "I bought you that shirt two months ago and you're just wearing it now?"
Son: "Smarties Rule. It's red."

Sally: "You've painted your room pretty much every color, why haven't you used red yet?"
John: "Smarties Rule. I still have to use indigo and tickle-me pink before red."

by KenzelC April 10, 2010

golden rule

For older gentlemen, always going to the bathroom to urinate before leaving home, work, etc.

Cliff always observes the golden rule before going anywhere.

by Mountain Swamp December 25, 2006

Rule 40

newfags don't know what rule 36 is

Kenjito: Simmilar to Rule 34, it states "if it exists, it is someones fetish"

longcat: Rule 40, newfag

by sethkasketch December 26, 2008

Rule 34

If it exists, there is or will be porn of it... also responible for creating pedophiles

Ten year old:*(Google) Rule 34*
*enter*
Ten year old: OH MY GOD!!!

by Burkus March 14, 2009

ja rule

who?
ja
he's madhhafuckin pussy.See Hail Mary

you aint a killa you a pussy.

by daBlueMelody May 23, 2004

Rule of Queers

a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men

The Rule of Queers explains why all my lady friends hang around gay guys.

by Überschwanz May 3, 2006

Rule 43

Rule #43 of No Nut November (3N) states that nutting is permitted as long as it on another individual. This is especially true if done to show dominance.

Person 1 - “Kyle said you nutted on him, bro, you failed No Nut November.”
Person 2 - “No, bro, not according to Rule 43.”

by Can I get a McPick 2 November 5, 2018