late night mood

when you want to talk about the things that you only talk about at 3 A.M

friend: i'm in a late night mood
me: wanna talk about aliens and 9/11?

by pint.of.smiles May 27, 2019

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Bad Night Bitch

a phrase meaning God knows what that is used by a sensitive ass nigga on the internet called nightow. he uses this phrase anytime he gets upset and rages. this particular phrase makes no sense.

Example: I'm telling my Mom on you! BAD NIGHT BITCH!

Example: Hope you have a bad night bitch

Example: Person 1: Bad night bitch!

Person 2: He must be a nightow

by cowboaiaiai December 31, 2019

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When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.

"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"

by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023

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The barbarian night watch

The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.

Did you hear about the man that got 10 years in prison for committing The barbarian night watch.

by Norplu February 28, 2021

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late night twinkler

When two friends disappear from a group event and no one know where they went and the assumption is made that they doing something sexual.

"Hey where did Paul and Suzie go?"
"I don't know, probably geting a late night twinkler"

by GetAfterIt December 26, 2015

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Late-Night-Nut

The process in which, during a late hour of the night, one attempts to masturbate,

Traven: Yo, fam. Last night I was having major stress...
Zane: Oh yeah? So what did you do?
Traven: I busted a Late-Night-Nut... Instant stress-reliever
Zane: Sick, dude!

by Zaiynne November 18, 2016

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