dark sunrise

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed with two african american male escorts with little money for patronage.

John seems of Saturday he must’ve had a dark sunrise this morning, hes broke.

by nebjeb February 6, 2018

Dark transfer

Put you asshole right against your significant other’s asshole, then one of you has to shit into the other person’s asshole.

My girlfriend and I tried the “Dark transfer” last night

by Owuhpug November 20, 2019

dark antroscocapioasis

The medical term for when you cum and have a kidney stone at the same time.

Shit! I just experienced dark antroscocapioasis. I need to go to the hospital!

by duck hucker September 9, 2021

dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.

That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Dumpin in the Dark

When you are taking a massive dump and the power goes out while you are taking the shit.

Ya man, that storm last night had me Dumpin in the Dark.

by ls.iop November 25, 2020

dark corner of his imagination

Also known as reality

even my goodness as a person was questioned (total bullshit)- basically a message that was completely baseless and formed in some dark corner of his imagination...

by PnBOX November 11, 2021

DARK ALFONSO

A dark Alfonso is someone that literally hates upon light-skinned mofos** and uses the skin color as dictation on everyday stories or life encounters

Damn Jamal is a DARK ALFONSO his ass just literally looked at someone's skin and said damn he got it better than me I hate being a DARK ALFONSO

by mindmymatterinmattersmind April 26, 2025