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New Canaan

Home of 'The Gang', a group of juniors. This group has managed to cause every student at New Canaan High School the desire to kill themselves upon hearing the phrase "soo funny" one more time. The use of similar phrases, such as "soo mean", "don't know what to do with myself","this is me laughing", or "laughing so hard right now" also have the same effect on members of the student body who unfortunately sit close enough to the junior side of the lounge to hear these much-hated words.
"Why is New Canaan SO funny. I am laughing so hard right now."
by herewegoroms April 3, 2005
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New York

1) The greatest city in the world. Hell, the ONLY city in the world. The City contains 5 boroughs: Queens, Brooklyn, Manhattan, The Bronx, and Staten Island.
2) Upstate New York, a lackluster farm area in New York State outside of the city. Includes, but is not limitod to, Longisland, Rockman's, Dutchiss, Pakipsy Adderrhondax, and Buffolloe.
by Queensguy February 10, 2007
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new born

A new born is both someone who has just recently been born, or someone who has just started reading the Twilight Saga and is now hooked and craving for more
Person #1: What's wrong with her?
Person #2: New Born.
Person #1: Ahhhh...
by MsBenzadrine May 15, 2009
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New Jersey

What people outside of New Jersey think:

*We only eat pizza
* We are obnoxious and always get into fist fights
*We all live down the shore and if we don't we are living in the basement of a factory in the center of Jersey.
*The only thing we do is fist pump
*The girls are short and fat but the guys are tall and ripped
*We always say "Joisy"
* We are all rich
* It's like a cheep Italy
What we reely do:
*Just because we make the best pizza in the country doesnt meen that it's the only thing we eat ( New York's pizza has nothing on ours)
* We only get into fights if we need to. We are the ones who give money to bums in New York.
* Many of our houses are reely nice and most of us just go to the shore in the summer.
* NOT EVERYONE FIST PUMPS
* The girls are gorgeous and the men are hot
* WHERE DID PEOPLE COME UP THIS THIS AWFUL ACCENT. *The only thing that I saw which I would consider an accent would be cawfee. What else would we say? coughey?
* We have not so great parts of New Jersey and rich parts.
*We are one of the nicest states in the country
If you hate us so much than why do you watch the jersey shore every week? New Jersey is the best
by Jersey Girl<3 September 3, 2012
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New Jersey

A state most people in America would like to see set on fire & have a bonfire around
Dude, did you see Jersey Shore? It shows what New Jersey is like

-Yea, we gotta set that state on fire now
by Chrysler300CMan March 1, 2011
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New Hampshire

A boring state that sucks. The only good things about living there is how you're not taxed to death like Massachusetts or run by an asshole like New York.
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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New Slang

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