Rolls-Job

When one takes a Chrysler 300 and attempts to customize it's exterior in such a away that it looks like a more expensive car, often a Rols Royce.

Dude 1: Holy Crap! Look at that Rolls Royce!!!!

Dude 2: Its not a Rolls Royce. Just a Rolls-Job.

Dude 1: Oh. Why would someone go and do that?

Dude 2: Because Douchebgs need something to drive besides Hummers.

by Gingemonkeh August 5, 2010

Rim Job

When someone puts their Legs behind their head and someone licks it aggressively while jerking off and stroking their pubes fast and hard

Josh:who did you give a rim job?
Jason:that one hair fat crackhead homeless man with the tiny dick on his nipple
Josh:awesome dude can I join
Jason: his ass was very hairy and shitty

by Littleweinershit July 4, 2022

Rim Job

When one licks another's asshole.

Tommy:

"Angela can you give me a rim job ?"

Angela:
"Isn't that a little weird Tommy?"

Tommy:
"Not if I return the favor!"

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

Job Vulture

Someone who checks out the obituaries in the newspaper, looking for someone who recently died, who worked at a job that the job vulture wants. He then quickly sends in a resume, before the job opening is advertised, avoiding competition from other job-seekers.

Marlene: Wow, we got a resume for Bob's job, and he was just buried yesterday! We haven't even put out an ad yet!
Jan: Looks like a job vulture. I like his efficiency! Get him in here for an interview.

by The Doonster August 3, 2010

Jack Job

When you feel that someone is trying to screw you over,or you feel that something is off/not right.

“Damn,man.”....”I was supposed to have today off,now I have to work.”....”This is a Jack Job.”

by jimd8498 June 29, 2019

Breathe Job

Having a girl breathe on your dick and not suck it, for over ten minutes. Then dropping the girl off.

Tough nuts was breathe jobbed by a bitch in his Denali! He was disappointed

by Col. Hill January 15, 2009

Buffalo Job

A hand job given to a guy after he takes a girl out to a sports bar and they eat Buffalo Wings together. After the date she gives the guy a hand job with left over sauce on her fingers giving the guy a burning sensation. You deserve it for taking her on a date to a sports bar.

Last night we went to that sports bar and I totally got a Buffalo Job after. It was great, I purposefully used up all the napkins at dinner to get a better burn.

by Full Stanley November 29, 2011