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jordan

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.
Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.
by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022
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Angelina Jordan

A Beautiful Young Lady Who Norway's Got Talent At 8 Years Old Angelina Jordan Was Born In Norway On January 10th 2006 Angelina Jordan Has A Lovely Singing Voice Angelina Can Really Sing
by Nick LaRoy January 18, 2025
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Jordan Quoc Van

A Vietnamese GigaChad but has a bigger dong than the planet and is the sexiest man alive. He fucks any hot girl and prays to Buddha. The Smartest alpha Male Ever. If you're reading this, get better, I'm the best at Valorant.
Jordan Quoc Van is my boyfriend.
by Communism Buddha November 24, 2021
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jordan

yoooo jordan used to come over and fuck my pillows
by bitchshadyy September 2, 2020
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Jordan

A Jordan is a very hot Teenager who says hes not hot and hes ugly but hes really not. He can quite easily become pissed off and will swear a lot. He gets harassed by some assholes a fair bit and usually puts up a good fight. But a lot of times he will pussy out of fights. A jordan usally has blonde hair or brown and blue or green eyes. He is annoying at first but once you get to know him hes a legend
LOOK ITS JORDAN - girl 1
OH MY GOD HES SO HOT - girl 2
No im not - Jordan
by Asuluman28 March 24, 2022
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Samantha Jordan

Everyone: Samantha Jordan is happening soon.
by Bobcob112 December 21, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a guy who is there for you always. He has most likely lost someone in his past, son he tries to help people as much as he can. He can extremely funny, but also serious when he needs to be. He is also very outgoing, and he has nothing to hide. A lot of girls falls for him. He normally had 1 or 2 girl bestfriends that he cares about. He only likes one cause Jordans aren't the type of person to like more than one person.
Hey is that jordan
OMG yes he so handsome
He is so trustworthy
by Slimexo February 1, 2019
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