When a group of people are sitting in a circle, staring at their phones and not interacting with each other.
by Dich February 09, 2016
Anais: "Bib"
Everyone else: "Stfu Anais"
Anthony: "Bib"
Everyone else *Cheers*
Random redhead baddie: "Anthony take me to 5th base and call me bib pls"
Anthony: "No bib I only date bibs"
Everyone else: "Stfu Anais"
Anthony: "Bib"
Everyone else *Cheers*
Random redhead baddie: "Anthony take me to 5th base and call me bib pls"
Anthony: "No bib I only date bibs"
by Jaws on yo Baws March 03, 2021
The Based Misogyny Paradox refers to the phenomenon where upon taking “misogyny” to its logical end, one necessarily reaches the conclusion—just as a feminist would—that it is actually men who are to blame for every societal ill, due to the female sex’s inescapable dependence on male agency.
Feminist: “Men are responsible for every societal problem!”
Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”
Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”
Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”
Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”
Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”
Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*
- Based Misogyny Paradox
Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”
Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”
Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”
Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”
Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”
Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*
- Based Misogyny Paradox
by Canadian Dissident August 03, 2023
by crashtestsdatabase February 02, 2017
The set of relation ship bases for asexuals. (As in asexual relationships it can be a lot more romantic and emotional than a heterosexual or homosexual relationship and can take longer for intimate contact to occur or it will never happen at all)
1st base : holding hands
2nd base: hugging
3rd base : light kissing (cheek etc)
4th base : cuddling
5th base : French kissing
1st base : holding hands
2nd base: hugging
3rd base : light kissing (cheek etc)
4th base : cuddling
5th base : French kissing
Girl 1 : oh my god! July went to 5th base with her girlfriend last night
Girl 2: yeah but it was ace bases
Girl 2: yeah but it was ace bases
by Honeybea March 22, 2017
"That was a great night out, I am starving though."
"Lets get out at Chick Base, and eat it on the way back"
"Lets get out at Chick Base, and eat it on the way back"
by MagiKev January 13, 2012
When you make love triangle and you end up jerking off every night with the sound of “Your little pussy belongs to me” videos in titkok, and at the same time your friend is trying to stick 500 umbrellas to your ass.
“Dude I hit 500th base last night”
“No way bro, how tf you took 500 umbrellas?”
“It was easy, my girl started pegging me.”
“No way bro, how tf you took 500 umbrellas?”
“It was easy, my girl started pegging me.”
by Cyber Daddy 2 April 12, 2022