Ninja Cum

Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,

then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.

Example

Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"

Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**

Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"

by TheRealEnglishMan May 29, 2019

Ninja Creamy

When you stick it in it in the ass and cum before they noticed

I ninja creamy this bitch last night

by Ninja TM May 14, 2023

Facebook Ninja

One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.

Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.

by dyslexicanaboko July 3, 2011

Ninja Fucking

To fornicate a person, or being, without them knowing or noticing; Also slang for succesfully using the "date rape drug"

Example 1
Ninja Fucker: "That blind girl had a nice rack last night huh"

Random guy: "Word."

Ninja Fucker: "I ninja fucked the shit out of here"

Example 2

Girl 1: "Don't go to any parties at Will's house'

Girl 2: "Why not?"

Girl 1: "I heard Amanda got straight ninja fucked over there"

Example 3

Smoov-e: "I'm a Ninja Fucking master"

by DroBot January 14, 2011

Horny Ninja

1. What you get when you sing "I'm a hoodie ninja in a fast asian accent.

2. A ninja who is horny.

1. Jennifer: "I'm a ninja. I'm a horny ninja!" Samantha: "Did you say horny ninja???"

Jennifer: "No, I said I'm a hoodie ninja. I just said it in a fast asian accent."
Samantha: "Ohhh."

2. Ted is gonna beat me with his naked num chuck, because he is a horny ninja.

by Mrs. Candy January 2, 2012

Milk-Ninja

A fat kid who throws milk at a faggots face because hes always being a bitch

Jesse: Hey antonio threw milk at carlos's face
Hugo :Yeah, hes a fuckkin milk-ninja , and carlos is gay

by Milk-ayla May 26, 2009

Ninja Finger

The finger one uses to slice fruit in the popular iPhone game, Fruit Ninja by Halfbrick Studios.

pdawgg: dude have u seen n3mesis's Ninja Finger? its like he's giving u the finger while he's playing!

gauravmehta: yeah dude he's got mad technique..

n3mesis: *takes a bow*

by [n3mesis] May 18, 2011