Gay Valve

A homosexual man's anus

Hey Kyle get your Gay Valve down here.

by dumbitchhill June 19, 2009

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asmobeus the gay

asmobeus is a gay person and 100% fruity asf. also very funny and a cool person, often simps for fictional characters (which isnt healthy but whatever)

asmobeus the gay is a cool person

by obeyme.official June 18, 2021

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A typically flamboyant gay man that works in retail. Usually a retail gay will say something like "I work in the fashion industry for Nordstrom" this translates to "I fold clothes and sell designer clothes at Nordstrom for a living."

My friend tried to set me up with the only other gay person she knows, a retail gay that works at the MAC counter.

by TheCorporateGay March 7, 2016

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gay goggles

To look at something from a gay person's point of view.

Wife: "I saw you staring at that woman."

Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"

by jarrhead June 7, 2011

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Shag Of Gays

The collective noun for a group of gays. This can refer to a group of both male and female gays, but is predominantly used for male gays. The correct grouping for lesbians is a Lust.

Whilst on Safari, Shaniqua turned in her 4x4 and said, "Oh look Latipha, what a wonderful "Shag of Gays". Its a good job they've left that shopping mall before that Lust of Lesbians turns up. There could have been a right ragging!"

by VanArchibald January 6, 2010

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Gay Inception

When a man, who is supposedly gay, is secretly straight and uses his gay cover to get close to girls and then pounces with heterosexuality. Some times called "Closet straight." Called gay inception because it is somewhat confusing, like the 2010 movie.

Jake- "Dude did you hear? Tim used the gay inception move on Jenny and he totally scored."

Matt- "Damn. I have to try that sometime."

by Phat Boii February 22, 2011

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